But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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