hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I forget how to act sober
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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