gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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