used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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