I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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