She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Randomize
