I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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