we have officially lost it.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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