the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
