do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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