I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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