and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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