Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
PANTIES FOUND
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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