I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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