porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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