Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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