k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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