We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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