I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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