is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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