I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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