He had one of those small greek statue penises
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
