Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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