I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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