there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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