I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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