I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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