just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
