pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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