So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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