first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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