Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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