So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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