she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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