You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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