Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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