Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he fucked my hip out of place.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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