a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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