goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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