What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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