Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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