the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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