Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
All the doctor said was why
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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