So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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