Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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