I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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