Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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