No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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