i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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