Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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