I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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