i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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