Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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