I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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