she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So here I am, sexting at work.
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