This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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